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7:09 pm  •  8 February 2018  •  206,205 notes

turing-tested:

you come to my house. you see this. 

“oh? you have kids?” “No” i reply. “…rabbits?” “No,” again I reply. you look closer. inside is a roomba. ‘its almost time to feed him!’ i say. your eyes ask a handful of questions, but you remain silent. i sprinkle a handful of dirt in the enclosure.

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7:01 pm  •  12 February 2017  •  201,363 notes

explanationpoint:

stevenscrivello:

Inglourious Basterds (Quentin Tarantino, 2009)

Big 2017 mood

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10:19 am  •  28 January 2017  •  198,041 notes

skarchomp:

“all nazis are bad” should be literally the easiest safest most unanimous political statement you could make what is happening

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8:25 pm  •  23 January 2017  •  287,651 notes

sharkchunks:

“Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.“-Robert Frost

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7:55 pm  •  23 January 2017  •  442,483 notes

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11:54 am  •  31 December 2016

raffleupagus:

kumagawa:

had a dream obama and the guy who plays air guitar at the mall were about to fight and obama said “ violence for violence is the rule of beasts “ and i woke up because that was the rawest shit i ever heard

I can’t fucking get over this. It has to be my favorite line of dialogue in any work of fiction in 2016

“Violence for violence is the rule of beasts” - Barack Obama

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10:33 am  •  27 November 2016  •  179,484 notes

nalgenebottle:

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

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8:45 pm  •  24 November 2016  •  70,877 notes

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9:08 pm  •  15 November 2016  •  185,706 notes

saltlakecomiccon:

By pairing Roll20 with a projector mounted on the ceiling, Silverlight is able to display digital maps on the tabletop for a home session of D&D.

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8:06 pm  •  14 November 2016  •  1,107 notes

hisdeathwasblue:

This is the best post on this site

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7:13 pm  •  11 November 2016  •  207,113 notes

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7:12 pm  •  11 November 2016  •  376,500 notes

danieljlayton:

coltre:

goodnight to all the ones who never receive a goodnight

…I usually don’t reblog this kind of thing, but…for some reason, this really hit me.

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7:12 pm  •  11 November 2016  •  271,876 notes

insanity-and-vanity:

If I had a nickel for every time I said I was going to get my shit together and then proceeded to not get my shit together, I wouldn’t even need to get my shit together because I’d be rich af

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8:23 pm  •  5 November 2016  •  320,490 notes

tortellinigirl:

so i guess now im just supposed to develop an attention span of longer than 6 seconds and watch a “youtube video” like its fuckin colonial times

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6:11 pm  •  5 November 2016  •  133,401 notes